2005-08-22 - Murderous Sparkle
2005-08-16 - Dukes + Pheonix
2005-08-15 - An Ode To Eyelashes
2005-08-07 - Bad
2005-08-06 - Magna Cum Laude
2005-08-04 - She's Like Britney!
2005-08-03 - Has The Song Started Yet?
2005-07-31 - These Boots Are Made For KNOCKING (horrible, horrible joke)
2005-07-30 - So, Yeah, That's About It
2005-07-26 - Midget
2005-07-18 - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
2005-07-12 - I Could Look Like Cher
2005-07-04 - Again!
2005-06-26 - My Goddamn Head!
2005-06-17 - Spark
2005-06-15 - That's The Truth
2005-06-11 - I Got Chocolate On My Tit!
2005-06-07 - Please Step Back, I'm Holding A Box Knife
2005-05-30 - Ugh
2005-05-29 - Attempting To Find Happiness At The Bottom Of A Bag Of Skittles
2005-05-26 - Everybody I Know Lies To Me
2005-05-24 - Oak or Ash?
2005-05-24 - Poison Grapes
2005-05-15 - Dix-neuf
2005-05-10 - LimBo
2005-05-09 - Seulement
2005-05-05 - Les Miserables
2005-05-02 - Your Beatbox Sucks Too
2005-05-02 - Walking In Rhythm
2005-05-01 - Free English Muffins Are Always The Best
2005-04-24 - Drew And The Chocolate Factory
2005-04-24 - The World Is Mine!!!111
2005-04-18 - Perparation S
2005-04-17 - Take A Chance You Stupid "Null Hypothesis"
2005-04-14 - I'm Just Tired, Izall
2005-04-14 - The Album
2005-04-13 - Everything Is Interesting
2005-04-06 - Here In My Car
2005-04-06 - Die Another Day
2005-03-30 - No, I'm Not Fucking Okay
2005-03-30 - Sex? What Is Sex?
2005-03-28 - Walla Walla Bing Bang
2005-03-26 - Return To SLA
2005-03-24 - It's Teh Brooding Time
2005-03-15 - I Need To Lay Down *wink*
2005-03-14 - Rosey
2005-03-08 - Hmm
2005-03-05 - An Illogical Craving For A Bran Muffin
2005-03-05 - Game Review
2005-03-03 - Bloodless Wounds
2005-03-01 - Adrift On An Endless Sea
2005-02-28 - How Annoying
2005-02-26 - Spirits Lost To The Mists Of Time
2005-02-26 - April
2005-02-23 - I Really Do
2005-02-23 - No Raisins Left
2005-02-18 - Or Is It?
2005-02-14 - I Already Knew That, Believe Me
2005-02-12 - What Do You Mean "Cum Drinking Cock Sluts Vol. 80" Isn't On The List?!
2005-02-11 - Say What?
2005-02-07 - And The Beat Goes On
2005-02-06 - HUT!
2005-02-06 - My Head Feels Like Someone Sat On It
2005-02-05 - *muffled speech*
2005-02-04 - Sean Of The Dead
2005-02-03 - I Can't Find The Shuttlecock
2005-01-31 - Gone
2005-01-31 - There Is No Emoticon For What I'm Feeling Right Now
2005-01-29 - Deplori Di Innocence
2005-01-26 - Clouds: A Metaphorical Discussion?
2005-01-26 - I Will Never Eat Cauliflower Again
2005-01-25 - Was It Good?
2005-01-23 - The Wall It Is
2005-01-23 - Empty Calories
2005-01-21 - Stargazing
2005-01-21 - Meow
2005-01-21 - A Bleak And Ungodly Moment
2005-01-20 - [insert witty entry name here]
2005-01-18 - Squatting In The Ditch Poking Berries Up My Nose
2005-01-17 - Wonderfuck
2005-01-14 - Sincerely, Droo
2005-01-10 - Don't Make Me Do This
2005-01-06 - Maestro
2005-01-05 - Harder To Breathe
2005-01-05 - Balamb
2005-01-05 - Are We We Are
2005-01-03 - I Dare You To Have Sex With Me
2005-01-02 - Perhaps I'm Over-Reaching On That Last One?
2004-12-30 - Music @ Work
2004-12-29 - To You
2004-12-25 - Early Christmas Morning Musings
2004-12-17 - Cramped Writing Hand
2004-12-16 - Shot
2004-12-07 - MF Indeed
2004-12-06 - /panic
2004-12-05 - Neurotica
2004-11-28 - Emotional Hardcore
2004-10-30 - Title Track
2004-10-23 - Jumping Up And Down Desperately Seeking Attention
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